Ok folks, There's more than a few things that piss me off on the subway. If you happen to be one of these people who do any of the following.. Stay clear from me!
My subway stop for work is Grand Street. Now for those of you who aren't familiar with this stop and the anxiety that comes with it consider yourself blessed. This is my interpretation of it (grand st. that is) You know in the movies where they have a random herd of wild bulls running through dirt roads and close lining whom ever is in there way..Ya that's how it is. Every man for himself. I cant even tell you how many times I have gotten shoved by an 80 year old women trying to get an open seat (not that I wouldn't give it to her anyway but please woman MANNERS!) It's just absolutely horrendous and I have to give myself a pep talk every time I get on or off the train there. Oh and it's not like it's a once in a blue moon type o' thang, this happens all times of the day/night..everyday. INSANITY!
That was one thing..
Next is...
::When it is between the hours of 6-11am SHUT THE HELL UP! Or just use your indoor voices ppaahhllleeaasee! It's crazy enough we all have to be in each others bubbles that early in the morning but you don't need to scream in MY ear about your where abouts or whose abouts in your latest rendezvous.
::This is almost my biggest pet peeve and I gag every time it happens. It's cool if your sick, it happens. But please don't infect the rest of us by coughing/sneezing and not covering your mouth.. wtf.. seriously, I think I was taught that in the womb.
::If your gonna eat on the train..fine.. I find it disgusting because of all the germs and I don't want that shit but if your cool with it whatev's. Try and limit it to things that don't have a obscene odor that smells up the whole train. Oh and if your gonna eat something with a shell or a pit put the fuckin' shells/pit in your pocket, a napkin, anything but the seat next to you or the floor.. so grrooosss my god. Every stop has a trash can where you can deposit your saliva shells/pit. GIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE!
::When there is ample amount of space on the railing that you and another passenger are holding there is ABSOLUTELY NO reason for your hand to be touching theirs.
:: If your a dude and need your ball space,ok I can handle that but you def don't need 2 seats for this. If so I highly recommend you going to a doctor.
The most major NONO of them all.........
Hope you enjoyed class today kids! If you have any of your own rules please let your voice be heard!! I will leave off with this... TADAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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How about when people rush in when you try to exit? That's the biggest one for me...let people exit before you get on the train folks.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the b-day wishes!
-"the tic"